A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.
Angry, and half in love with you, and tremendously sorry, I turned away.
- TV: In a time of ancient gods...
- Me: WARLORDS, AND KINGS, A LAND IN TURMOIL CRIED OUT FOR A HERO. SHE WAS XENA, A MIGHTY PRINCESS FORGED IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE. THE POWER. THE PASSION. THE DANGER. HER COURAGE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD. TAN TAN TA-NA-TA-TA